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Milton Jones to tour the UK in 2020

Milton Jones has today announced his new 49-date UK tour for 2020, Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible.

Milton is a household favourite, king of the one-liner and one of the UK’s biggest selling comedians and he'll begin his tour at Dorking Halls on 23rd January before concluding at Southend's Cliffs Pavilion on 18th April.

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really. Complete with his unique style and eccentric shirts, Milton will reveal the truth behind having once been an international spy, and then being given a somewhat disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock The Week (BBC Two), Live at the Apollo (BBC One), Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (BBC One) and even headline on Dave’s One Night Stand (Dave).

This is a love story with a twist, or at least a really bad sprain. Is it all just gloriously daft nonsense, or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsbury’s, where good food costs less.

Speaking about the new tour, Milton said "My latest show is called Milton: Impossible and is loosely based on a Tom Cruise film I saw once called something like Undo-able Task. In it I play a Milton who appears to just have a job in Asda, but at night he's also an international spy involved in secret things and quite bad situations."

"In a world where shopping trolleys collide, one man can bring everything together - all he needs is some pound coins. But if daft jokes give you an allergic reaction and send you into a coma, then don’t come running to me! Also, at a difficult time for our country, I believe there's a chance this show could unite the nation. Admittedly quite a small chance.”

His last sell-out tour, Milton Jones Is Out There, saw over 100,000 people pack the rafters, with an entire leg of extra shows added to cater to demand, underlining his position as one of the UK’s most popular and biggest selling comedians.

Tickets for Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible go on sale Friday 10th May here

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